Abbreviated English Internet slang.

5 Jan
  • 10q: Thank you
  • AFAIR: As far as I remember
  • AFK: Away from keyboard
  • ALOL: Actually laughing out loud
  • ASL or A/S/L: Age, sex, location
  • ASLP or A/S/L/P: Age, sex, location, picture
  • ATEOTD: At The End of the Day
  • ATM: At the moment
  • BBIAB: Be back in a bit
  • BFN: Bye For Now
  • BRB: Be right back
  • BTDT: Been there done that
  • CMIIW: Correct me if I’m wrong
  • CU: See you (later)
  • CYA: See ya OR Cover Your Ass
  • DILLIGAF/D/S: Does it look like I give a flip / fuck / damn / shit
  • DND: Do not disturb
  • F9: Fine
  • FAQ: Frequently Asked Question(s)
  • FFS: For fuck’s sake
  • FML: Fuck my life.
  • FOAD: Fuck off and die
  • FTW: For the win
  • FTW?: Fuck the what? (reversal of WTF?, implies increased confusion)
  • FU: Fuck you
  • FWIW: For what it’s worth
  • FYI: For your information
  • GFU: Good for you
  • GFY: Go fuck yourself
  • gratz: Congratulations
  • GTFO: Get the fuck out
  • GTG or G2G: ‘Got to go’ or ‘Good to go’
  • HAND: have a nice day
  • HTH: Hope this / that helps
  • IDK/ IONO: I don’t know
  • ILY: I love you
  • IMO: In my opinion
  • IMHO: In my humble / honest opinion
  • IMNSHO: In my not so humble opinion
  • IRL: In real life
  • IWSN: I want sex now
  • IYKWIM: If you know what I mean
  • JK or j/k: Just kidding, or joke
  • KTHX: OK, thanks
  • kthxbye: OK, thanks, goodbye, used either to cut short a conversation or to express displeasure with being cut short
  • L8R: Later
  • LMAO: Laughing my ass off
  • LMFAO: Laughing my fucking ass off
  • LMIRL: Let’s meet in real life.
  • LOL: Laughing out loud, laugh out loud
  • lulz: corruption of LOL
  • LYLAB/S: Love you like a brother/ sister
  • MYOB: Mind your own business
  • N1: Nice one, used mostly often in gaming
  • NP: No problem
  • NVM, NVMD, or nm: Nevermind
  • O RLY: Oh really?
  • OIC: Oh, I see
  • OMG: Oh my god
  • OMFG: Oh my fucking god
  • OMGWTF: Oh my God what the fuck
  • OTOH: On the other hand
  • PAW: Parents are watching
  • PITA: Pain in the arse/ ass
  • POV: Point of view
  • PPL: People
  • ROFL/ROTFL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing
  • ROFLMAO/ROTFLMAO: Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off
  • ROFLMAOWPIMP/ROTFLMAOWPIMP: Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants
  • ROFLOL/ROTFLOL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing out loud
  • SMH: Shaking my head
  • STFU: Shut the fuck up
  • STFW: Search the fucking web
  • TBH: To be honest
  • THX/THNX, TNX or TX: Thanks
  • TIA: Thanks in advance
  • TL;DR: Too Long; Didn’t Read
  • TTFN: Ta ta for now
  • TTYL: Talk to you later (also spelled TTUL, T2UL or T2YL)
  • TTYN: Talk to you never
  • TTYS: Talk to you soon
  • TY: Thank you
  • TYT: Take your time
  • TYVM: Thank you very much
  • U: You
  • UTFSE: Use the fucking search engine
  • URS: You Really Suck
  • WB: Welcome back
  • WTF: What the fuck
  • WTG: Way to go
  • WTH: What the hell
  • WYSIWYG: What you see is what you get
  • W8: Wait
  • YGM: You’ve Got Mail.
  • YKW: You know what?
  • YW: You’re welcome



oh daddy :)

16 Dec

Your little girl has grown up daddy. She lies to you about not having a boyfriend, her virgin lips are inexistent, and her clothes no longer hang below her knees. She wears makeup , she knows how to doll herself up , and she has an interest for men. However, Daddy, the only man she will forever love the most is you. She may have a million men who steal and break her heart, but you are the only one who can give your blessings and allow the right gentlemen to take your place as the new protector of the heart. I love you Daddy, signed your daughter.

welcome to my life :)

14 Dec

so its been almost 3 weeks i broke up with my hawre. im not even crying on our broke up and im not even feeling lonely or sad. maybe it is the best way for both of us since a long distance relationship might not work between us. so, good bye love for hawre and no more ‘xoshm awey’. being friend is better 🙂 by the time being, i met this guy with a very great personality and of course a good looking i can say. he is actually my senior at my college and yes he is 2 years older than me. we had been texting , calling and getting closer since 3 weeks ago. i think i might have fallen in love with him. but, i not really sure what kind of feeling is it… im just scared if it is a way for me to forget my ex. but, honestly, i love the time we had spend together for almost 3 weeks. im happy being with him and i laugh to his jokes, and that makes me feel easy with him. if its a fate that the guy and me to meet each other, to fall in love each other and to care about each other, i am so happy and i never get to think many times to accept him in my life. dear you, i might have fallen in love with you, but i wanna make sure that your love is true and honest. welcome to my life 🙂

Want To Know What Makes A Woman Attractive?

21 Nov

Men react to the satisfying physical appearance that meets their eyes when they refer to what makes a woman attractive. Moreover, more specific the assessment is made in the buttocks and or breast area first.

So ladies, don’t take my word for it, test it yourself. Wear something to flatter your breasts if that is your best feature or pair of neat fitting pants to place your butt at the centre of attention. You do not need to wear the tightest top or second skin pair of jeans to do the trick. The way your body does the talking must do the magic. Come to think of it, he will only pay attention in the first place if you caught his eye. All you need to do is to keep the eye on you!

When men actually do get past the butt and boob watching. Then they move the focus on to the other fascination they have – lips. Men find it very hard to resist staring at an attractive woman’s lips. What makes lips sexy for men? You are wrong if you thought it is that rouge fatal you are wearing! Men love a natural plump look with a subtle hint of gloss. In fact, men hate lipstick. In order for you to send the message of “kissable lips”, you need to make sure your lips are moist, soft and smooth with very little lipstick if any.

Well, you might not believe this ladies, but men has a huge preference for women with a personality. It is expected of a woman who is regarded as attractive to be confident, have a good self-esteem and some independence will do no harm. So now that you have him interested, do not let go of him.

Introduce him to the real you right from the start. Do not do and say stupid things just to impress him. They are very good at telling the difference between fake and genuine personalities. If you fake it, you won’t make it!

Well, you might think I am lying, but ladies, men craze for a woman with a brain! They will not admit it eagerly though, but an intelligent, good-looking woman is priceless to a man. The pretty, dumb prima Dona usually serves only one purpose for one night only. Not exactly the type of women he would his parents or friends to meet and definitely not the type he would choose to be the mother of his unborn children.

Relationship Advice – Have a Partner, not Competitor :)

21 Nov

Anyone who has ever been in a relationship will agree that it is difficult. Being locked in competition with your partner makes things infinitely more of a challenge. Once this vicious cycle begins, your relationship is in big trouble. By practicing a little damage control as soon as this problem starts can save an otherwise doomed relationship.

Ambitious, competitive people are likely to find themselves in relationships with each other, where this problem is likely to arise. If this description applies to you, you should really take the time to consider whether or not your relationship is suffering from this problem. “Boy energy,” is something Rori Raye talks about – it is the type of energy that women use to reach great heights. She suggests that we women avoid bringing it to our relationships with men, because it can undermine our efforts to make him feel loved, respected, and accepted.

It should be easy to tell if this is a problem for you. He may suddenly shy away from competitive activities, like board games or exercise. If he declines your invitations to participate in competitive activities consistently, you can be sure that there is trouble in paradise.

There are a lot of ways you can throw off the balance in your relationship. Whether making jokes at his expense, or giving him a hard time when he can’t keep up with you on a jog, these little jabs will make him feel as though you are not supportive of him, and that you lack respect for him.

In a healthy relationship, he is seeking your respect, love, and acceptance. When you undermine his efforts and successes, this makes him wonder whether he can expect these fundamental things from you. If he senses that you are unwilling to offer him these things that he needs, he will begin to doubt his role (and yours) in the relationship. This doubt is harmful to your connection.

You should begin to focus on solutions as soon as you recognize this as a problem. Instead of asking what his problem is, you need to ask what your problem is. The need to take away the glory from your partner and claim it as your own is actually an indication of insecurity. Only when you have reconciled this issue with yourself will you be willing and able to give freely the praise and respect that he needs from you.

If you take this relationship advice to heart as soon as you realize that there is a rift in your relationship, you stand a chance of resolving these issues. By putting yourself in his shoes, you can better understand the problem. Competition is a natural part of life, but it should not be a part of your love life! By saving your competitive energy for when it counts, and offering him the love, acceptance, and respect he deserves, you can turn your competitive relationship into one of mutual support.

Is it ok for a woman to fart or burp in public?

21 Nov

Ok, so firstly, you may wonder why this post is about women, not men. And that is because it’s ok for men to fart and burp in public. Sorry, ladies, but it’s the truth. I wish it wasn’t, but it really is. Men are men, and they’d do it even if it wasn’t ok.

Now I’ll hit you with a fact; woman have more class than men. And men find that attractive. Honestly, men of the world, would you prefer someone classier than you, who you can show off with pride, or a dirty, nose-picking (something I’ll get into in another post), slightly loose “lady”? The former obviously.

Introduction done, now I’ll tell you all the reason as to why I’m making this post. Firstly, it’s an important question, and the second reason is four-fold. 1, my sister’s boyfriend said that farting in public is wrong period. 2, my Biology teacher said burping is better than farting in public. 3, my girl friend (that space means we aren’t together) always says she needs to “break wind” (she’s posh) but refuses to do it in the presence of anyone else. 4, the boys of my school happily fart in class, but the girls don’t, however they do burp.

Over the years, I have realised that burping in public is fine, men andwomen. I honestly do not know what my sister’s boyfriend was thinking when he said burping is worse than farting. So ladies, burp all you want. But fart? No, don’t do it. Yet.

The timing of when you can fart is like when you can get mad at someone. For example, you don’t have a go at someone who’s just become your friend, because you want them to stay friends with you, so you wait. And then one day, you can lose it with them, and they’ll still be cool with you. So if you wait long enough, you can fart in front of people, and they won’t hate you for it.

The moral of this post is, although farting and burping is as natural as wanting to sex someone up good and proper, it can’t just be done straight away if you’re a woman. Like sex, men can do whatever they want and society looks past it, but if a woman does it – outrage. So, to you ladies out there, burp all you want (just don’t blow it. Unless it’s at a cat, then it’s hilarious.), but wait a while before you fart. Slowly add more and more farts to your daily life, and people won’t even notice that you’re farting in front of them. Simple.


super duper holidays :)

21 Nov

the holidays begin 🙂

i am now at home and enjoying my super duper holidays 🙂

happy holidays to all my lecturers and friends 🙂